December 2010 Archives

She forced herself to ignore the beasts thrashing in the water below. In moments, she would be on board, safe with her crew.

The alligators would go hungry tonight.

I managed to smash not one, but two of my wife’s favourite pieces of pottery in just five seconds.

That is what I call efficiency.

I hope it’s not too late for her to submit my name for Husband of the Year.